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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

BEWARE! Supernatural-Evil Birds!



WARNING!

There have been sightings of a Supernatural-Evil Bird!

Oh sure, at first glance this little bird may look cute... but this wretched creature has spawned from the depths of Hell! It has been reported that this bird can open doors, peck holes in doors, fly into doors so hard that it cracks them, and he can easily slide underneath the crack at the bottom of the door.

This bird is so evil that if you get to close to him, he may peck a hole in your hand. If this happens, you will then mutate into one of his evil minions.

If you see this bird, do not attempt to capture it... for there are no mortal tools that can be used to apprehend this formidable foe.

However, this Supernatural-Evil Bird is known to have one weakness.

Its weakness is none other than an ordinary household broom.

Therefore, if you are unfortunate enough to come across this bird, grab the nearest broom and slowly move it back and forth. This will hypnotize the bird. Once hypnotized, you can then use the broom like a hockey stick and sling the bird across the room. This should knock him out. At this point all you need to do is sweep him outside and close the door. He should then be too terrified to re-enter your humble abode.

Beware! And be safe!
Keep your eyes open and a broom close by.

2 Comments:

Blogger Nathan said...

No ma'am. :(
I'm sorry Miss Jess.
You should call me next time something like that happens. It's much fun. We both laughed. :)

26 April, 2006 07:45  
Blogger Nathan said...

Hehe, yes... I shall never forget it myself. :)

26 April, 2006 16:14  

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