Difficult Questions
Life is full of perplexing questions.Over the years, I have noticed that men are the ones who suffer most from these deep questions.
Women, on the other hand, do not have to deal with these questions.
I wonder why that is...
Anyway...
These most difficult questions are many:
Why don't I bathe?
Why do I play video games instead of doing my homework?
Why do I just rinse my dishes off rather than wash them?
Why does my poop smell so bad?
Why do I wear the same pair of jeans for three weeks straight?
Why do I sniff my fingers after scratching smelly parts of my body?
Why do I clean my ears with my fingernails rather than a Q-Tip?
Why do I perfer peeing outside rather than in the toilet?
Why doesn't she like my back hair?
Why did I fall in love with a prostitute?
And the list goes on.
Please feel free to share any similar questions that you may have.
Maybe, with enough of us trying to figure them out, we can give each other the answers we so desperately desire.
posted by Nathan | 01:24
7 Comments:
Dude, I really hope that you actually wash your dishes and don't just rinse them.
Well... I do now. (Except for glasses. I use the same glass until I forget to rinse it out and get a dried film of Coke or juice stuck to the bottom of it.)
But when I was living with Mike, all we did was rinse the dishes off. They're basically clean. Besides... by doing this we help boost our imune system.
Same with not washing your hands after going to the bathroom... imune system boost.
Nathan we're men, we're supposed to do those things, and our (future) wives are supposed to love us for it. I'll demand it.
What if the hokey pokey is what it is really all about?
Why do nice guys finish last?
Why do most movies critics love suck?
If I don't ask why....do I really need to drink Bud Dry?
Why can a 5 year old open a childproof cap and I can't?
Is it a sound hypothesis to think that when Adam and Eve got kicked out of Eden, they ended up in Arkansas? (think about it...it will come to you).
If my parents had put me in a spaceship and shot me into space, could I be a superhero on an alien planet right now and can I sue them for not doing this?
If my future wife (I can hope) wears clothes of 2 different threads can I stone her myself or do I have to call cops first?
As for #10, I heard Svetlana was an "escort," not a prostitute. Did I hear wrong?
Yes, you heard wrong. :( My sweet baby Svetlana has been forced to become a prostitute.
I cannot say much on the issue at the moment, for my heart cannot take the pain.
As soon as these emotions dissipate a bit, I will give a Svetlana update.
Fingernails feel a lot better than q-tips.
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