A Warning To All Single Men
I was going to make this post closer to Valentines Day, but I decided I would go ahead and make it now and reference it closer to V-Day since I have an idea for a post on February 14th.
This post is meant to be a warning for all the single men out there who may happen across my blog.
Guys... there are three times during the course of a year in which you should never begin a relationship. These times of year are around the female's birthday, Valentines Day, and Christmas.
Reason being... a lot (not all*) of women are extremely shallow and will begin seeking a relationship during these times of year for one main reason... and then various smaller reasons.
The main reason a woman will start a relationship around these times of year (Valentines Day especially) is so they won't be alone for the upcoming event. Beware of this, for shortly after the day has passed and you have served your purpose... she's going to dump you. I know... it's sad. There are actually women who would be willing to play with your emotions simply so they can temporarily curb their loneliness.
Other reasons for this type of maltreatment are so they can get gifts and feel special. That's right. She'll lead you on simply so she can get a present for her birthday or Christmas. Of course, Valentines Day is the day all you single men need to keep your eyes open for. A single woman won't think twice about screwing you over simply so she will feel loved/wanted/special on this day. After all... she doesn't want to be the only woman at the office that doesn't receive flowers... and that's much more important than your emotions.
Men... beware of this shallow beast. She doesn't care if she crushes you so long as she gets to feel special during the times of year she's "supposed" to feel special.
You have been warned.
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Just as I was about to publish this post I remembered another time during the year in which it is crucial not to start a relationship. That time is... when you meet a girl at a wedding. She will have just seen one of her friends get married... then her crazy, psycho emotions will kick into overdrive and she too will want to get married. Well, not really. But she wants to be happy like her friend. So, she'll be willing to go after the first guy who shows interest at the wedding. She'll toy with you for as long as it takes for her wedding-day-fantasy to expire. Then... once you have served your purpose and she realizes that she doesn't really want to get married yet... you're history.
*Again, I repeat that this does not pertain to all females.
posted by Nathan | 01:23
2 Comments:
You shouldn't abbreviate Valentine's Day as V-Day any more. Some feminists have hijacked the day and turned it into, ostensibly, "a global movement to stop violence against women and girls." In reality, it involves "I am woman, hear me roar" nonsense combined in varying degrees with bashing of men as the source of all of women's problems. It always includes performances of The Vagina Monologues, an absolutely disgusting bit of "art" that has been criticized by some feminists (warning: vulgar) even more forcefully than by most conservatives. And the V-Day campaign is not even very effective toward its stated goal; its slogan is "Until the Violence Stops." As a friend of a friend pointed out, this is so passive that only a woman could have written it; a man would have been much more direct and proactive: "Stop the Violence!"
What's funny, is guys are the ones that are the ones that screw the women, right? I'd be willing to bet that more women give men the shaft that the other way around. It's that no one gives a damn if a guy gets screwed. Only women matter. Right?
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